That Guardian lot sure know comedy genius when they see it...

The light has been offered - and the West Indies are off. That's a shame, just as we were getting going. They are going to take tea now, but at least that gives me time to ... well ... "No more puns, eh. So that's sautéd," honks Huw Griffiths. "I think the problem with Onions is that he has no heart," chuckles Graham Henry. "Can we please stop with the Onions puns? We must have used allium by now," parps Chris Little. Right, that's enough of that. Thanks to everyone for your juicy 'punions' (c/o Ed Hamilton) - you're all as bad as each other. Be sure to join Andy 'Sandleman' Bull after the break.