Brockwell 49ers International Correspondent reports

News has reached Scotland this evening that Brockwell 49ers star Gordon 'The Platform' Cherrington has been sensationally accused of cheating following the team's opening match. An unnamed source reported his disgust at the 49ers "parking the mini" during the match, which saw Cherrington score 26 runs in more than 20 overs at the crease. Standing at 2ft3, Cherrington used his stature to full effect during his obdurate 2 hour innings by completely smothering the stumps and offering the full face of a bat twice his size. No word yet from the 49ers camp on whether they will continue to use 'The Platform' at the top of the innings but sources close to the vice-captain suggest he was "ridiculously smug about his overall performance" despite Brockwell's two-run defeat. All eyes will surely be on game #2 later this month.