Hamilton: “Get back to work, Stumpy!”

In his most revealing interview do date, Edward Hammy Hamilton has said the time has come for everybody to get on with the job in hand and forget about petty differences in the team. He said it was particularly important that stumpy “Grew up”, though it is unclear whether this was simply a reference to the wicket keepers height of just 3 foot two inches. He also expressed concern that either he or Cherrington could be sacked from their day jobs for spending countless hours writing rubbish when they should be working.