The world cries

Following Brockwell 49ers shock defeat on Saturday it seems the world has been wanting to show its sorrow and heartache at us losing to Calypso. People have started crying as an act of compassion, and simply haven't stopped, such was the emotional burden of us not winning.

It seems the phenomenon has started off a craze, with people just spontaneously bursting out crying the world over.

'Its heartfelt and warming to have support like this. It shows we hold a place in these people's hearts, I'm just sorry we let them down' said a 49er spokesman.

Thanks to all the Brockwell 49ers fans out there for showing their support.

Rumoured sponsorship deals with Kleenex Man-sized tissues and Aerosmith have been reported as well as the 49ers apparently thinking of changing their name to the 'Cry babies'. These rumours have however not been confirmed by any officials from the club. A spokesman for the 49ers said that these rumours were 'ridiculous' although the Kleenex partnership would be interesting though as 'we seem to get through a lot of man-sized tissues during the game'.