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Former Marchmont CC and Edinburgh University 'reserve' cricketer, Graeme Elliott commits himself to the 49ers by buying actual cricket spikes. Commenting exclusively to 'Right Up Your Crease', Elliott revealed 'I'm gagging for my debut next Saturday, mixing it with Brockwell's finest cricketers of a generation. Bring it. I'm gonna score a century and take a hatrick. FACT'. Reports from the club confirm this is unlikely but are full of praise for Elliott's commitment to the cause.