I’m currently listening to the Les Miserable soundtrack. I’m really enjoying it and am thinking I may have gone fully gay. In the past two weeks I have been to see Take That at Wembley, cried at a newspaper article, had oatcakes as a 'snack' and am now listening to musical soundtracks on Spotify.

Thankfully I will be able to restore my man power by attending the 49ers nets session at 6:30pm this evening in Lambeth. I’m going to channel all the negative energy I currently have swirling through my veins and hit that ball for at least 3 imaginary runs. See you there 49ers … see you there