Monday 3 August 2009

GOTH ROCKER GETS 4 OUT OF 10 IN DANCE COMP SHOCKER!!!


At Edgebaston, during tea, in a thrilling ashes clash, a dance competition was held to provide some light relief for the nervous spectators. Emo sports fan Ed 'Hammy' Hamilton was "boo-ed" down with 4 out of a possible 10, the lowest score of the day, and a slow-clap from some ginger guy in the back. Requests for the traditional England walkout Jerusalem to be replaced with James Smart's rendition of (remix to) Ignition went ignored by the ECB representatives.

3 comments:

  1. Oh dear, he doesnt look good does he...

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  2. Tired and emotional is I believe the euphemism of choice

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  3. or "about to puke on someone shoulder on the bus"

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